Elm Groove NYE 2020

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
The definition of insanity is doing the same old crap for New Years and missing this party.
– Albert Einstein
I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
– Area Man
I’ve been waiting for this for 43 years.
– Irma Childress
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
– F.M. Knowles
Recent studies indicate that you have a 9 out of 10 chance of getting TURNT at this party!
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
– Bill Vaughan
This party sounds really fuckin cool.
– Dave Chappelle
It gets late early out here.
– Yogi Berra
“Out with the old, in with the new” is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.
– Andy Borowitz
I love overpaying for dull fancy New Years parties downtown.
– Nobody Ever
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
– William Thomas
The biggest New Years Party in the entire Elm Grove metro area.
– Elm Groove