Elm Groove NYE 2020

The biggest New Years Party in the entire Elm Grove metro area.
– Elm Groove
I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
– Area Man
It gets late early out here.
– Yogi Berra
This party sounds really fuckin cool.
– Dave Chappelle
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
– Bill Vaughan
I love overpaying for dull fancy New Years parties downtown.
– Nobody Ever
Recent studies indicate that you have a 9 out of 10 chance of getting TURNT at this party!
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
– William Thomas
The definition of insanity is doing the same old crap for New Years and missing this party.
– Albert Einstein
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
– F.M. Knowles
I’ve been waiting for this for 43 years.
– Irma Childress
“Out with the old, in with the new” is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.
– Andy Borowitz